Int. Big Apartment Day time
Russell Peacock – (clutching Mr. Johnson) I have never had to piss so bad in my entire fucking life. I know I can’t make the bathroom…I know I’ll piss in the dryer! (By the way Russell Peacock is shit faced)
The Peacock awakens the next morning with a new outlook on life. Now if he could just get that piss smell out of the dryer he would be batting a thousand…batting a thousand I tell you. That sun-of-a-bitch is so crazy he doesn’t even remember pissing in the dryer to begin with. The grocery woman (Ethel Johnson) stops by with a fresh batch of spinach leaves, sardines, captains waifers, and ruby red grapefruit. Russell excitedly grabs the large bag from Ethel and starts eating a little of this…and a little of that when all of the sudden Russell Peacock reads the bag of spinach and realizes its not triple washed. (The Peacock flips out and begins to shove all of his groceries into the garbage disposal while saying under his breath (life sucks…why me…bastards…. Ethel looks at the little deaf kid in the corner and says do pray…do pray. The little kid can’t hear her, because he’s deaf. Ethel and the deaf mute look on in horror as the garbage disposal burns with a fury that neither one has ever witnessed before. It seems Russell Peacock just threw everything in, including the sardine cans.
And the Adventure continues…
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