The Paper Mill

Act 1


Interior office; Evening

It’s a nice quiet evening, except for the crickets. Things have begun to wind down at the Shiftco paper-mill office in old Savanna Georgia. It’s just Russell Peacock, Billy Johnson, Downy and the dog.


Russell Peacock - Am I able to get you anything
Sir…some coffee perhaps?

Billy Johnson - Get lost…can’t you see I’m on
the phone?

Russell Peacock - I’m sorry sir. It won’t happen
again, honest ingine.


Billy Johnson - (He pulls out a brand new shiny
44 magnum with flash suppressor
and calmly places it on his desk)
You say one more word and I’m
shooting the dog. (A sweet little
lab sleeping in the corner of office.


Russell Peacock - (Slowly turns around and begins
To walk away when all of the
sudden we hear a deafening
sound, that could only be one thing and one thing only…the sound of a bullet as it explodes out of the barrel of the Saturday Night Special and into the head of this cute little lap dog from Anytown USA. Russell begins to tear up
as he walks away mumbling)
I’m gonna get you Billy…I’m
gonna get you real good, you
weird guy you.

Billy Johnson - (unbuttoning his shirt while dying
laughing) Screams at the top of
his lungs- “SOMEBODY GET
ME A VALIUM…NOW!!!


Act 2



We flash back to a much simpler time when Billy was in school Kicking everybody’s ass.

Exterior: Daytime – School Playground

Mortermyr - (Looking at a magazine with a penguin
on the cover minding his own business,
when out of the blue someone shoves
him to the ground and starts to kick him
in the head)
Johny Krinshaw - Penguins! You like penguins you
Dick head! I hate penguins. I’m
Paying the devil his due…I’m gonna
Kick ya til your black and blue that’s
My business…it’s how I roll Dick
Head!
Billy Johnson - (Walks up slowly while smoking a
cigarette, grabs Johny ) The ice is
melting right under your feet. (Nails
him with a powerful right hook,
Johny falls right next to a gator
Infested creek, and is dragged down
alive by a HUGE gator.
Johnny Bopenbach - I seen what you did…you’re a
Bad kid and you ain’t even
Mexican. My mom told me bout
You. I’m telling the law what
You done.
Billy Johnson - Listen Johnny Popenpuke…or
Whatever the fuck your name is,
We’re partners, see? You and me
Are the only two Fucking Jabonis
That saw what happened. So if I
Here about this from anyone else.
Remember Johnny Krinshaw was
Just a little dude, and Mr. gator
Is still hungry, and is he pissed.
Remember you could be Next.
( Billy Johnson turns and walks
away singing “Zippidy do da ,
Zippidy A, My Oh My what a
Big Ass Aligator.



Ah things were pretty darned exciting back then. And it’s really special to observe someone like Billy Johnson from the time he was just a little chap in school all the way up to an arch criminal.


Are you ready for act 3? Are you sure you’re ready for act 3? Ok…It’s on to act 3.





Act 3

Things were pretty tame up until now. Billy Johnson shot the dog upset Russell Peacock, then the dancer jump on him…wait that’s the wrong script. Ah yes here it is…then Billy killed Billy Krenshaw, defending Mortyrmer, and then threatened innocent by-stander Billy Bopenbach, a slightly melted individual, with one very pissed off alligator named Lucy Fry.


Interior Bar: Daytime Thunderstorm


Billy Johnson - Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a little
rain.


the adventure continues…