Int. Hospital
Evening (close to midnight)
Wind howling
Act 1
Russell Peacock is standing on the shore of Dutch Harbor screaming obceneties to the crab boat fisherman as they head out to sea.
Tim Godfrey – Peacock…You crazy son-of-a-bitch. You’re gonna get killed or worse.
Russell Peacock – Crabbing is for pussies…my grandmother gets more crab with her eyes closed in her own bathtub.
Russell Peacock – Crab boats are for uneducated morons and opera fans. I bet you like
musicals because you’re not real men. You’re soft, that’s what you
are you’re soft. Soft and stupid and melted.
Tim Godfrey – Starts to run and trips on some rocks that are now slippery and cuts his leg
open so bad he just collapses.
Act 2
One of the crab boats begins to turn around while the Peacock is still yelling out at the boats. The stupid ass doesn’t realize this particular boat used to be a whaler and still had a fully functioning industrial strength whale harpoon complete with its own turit and a nut at the helm who doesn’t take shit from anyone especially someone like the Peacock.
Crab Boat – Doesn’t say a word, just slowly aims that big ass harpoon right at the
Peacock…fires the harpoon…the Peacock ducks…the harpoon barley
making contact with the Peacock’s head…gives the Peacock an
un-welcomed mohawk…then proceeds to cut tim’s head off.
Russell Peacock – (mumbling to himself) – I knew it…I knew it…I knew I should
have voted for john McCain and Sarah Palin. I could have fought back
with an elephant gun just like David Lee Roth would.
To be continued...
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
The Paper Mill
Act 1
Interior office; Evening
It’s a nice quiet evening, except for the crickets. Things have begun to wind down at the Shiftco paper-mill office in old Savanna Georgia. It’s just Russell Peacock, Billy Johnson, Downy and the dog.
Russell Peacock - Am I able to get you anything
Sir…some coffee perhaps?
Billy Johnson - Get lost…can’t you see I’m on
the phone?
Russell Peacock - I’m sorry sir. It won’t happen
again, honest ingine.
Billy Johnson - (He pulls out a brand new shiny
44 magnum with flash suppressor
and calmly places it on his desk)
You say one more word and I’m
shooting the dog. (A sweet little
lab sleeping in the corner of office.
Russell Peacock - (Slowly turns around and begins
To walk away when all of the
sudden we hear a deafening
sound, that could only be one thing and one thing only…the sound of a bullet as it explodes out of the barrel of the Saturday Night Special and into the head of this cute little lap dog from Anytown USA. Russell begins to tear up
as he walks away mumbling)
I’m gonna get you Billy…I’m
gonna get you real good, you
weird guy you.
Billy Johnson - (unbuttoning his shirt while dying
laughing) Screams at the top of
his lungs- “SOMEBODY GET
ME A VALIUM…NOW!!!
Act 2
We flash back to a much simpler time when Billy was in school Kicking everybody’s ass.
Exterior: Daytime – School Playground
Mortermyr - (Looking at a magazine with a penguin
on the cover minding his own business,
when out of the blue someone shoves
him to the ground and starts to kick him
in the head)
Johny Krinshaw - Penguins! You like penguins you
Dick head! I hate penguins. I’m
Paying the devil his due…I’m gonna
Kick ya til your black and blue that’s
My business…it’s how I roll Dick
Head!
Billy Johnson - (Walks up slowly while smoking a
cigarette, grabs Johny ) The ice is
melting right under your feet. (Nails
him with a powerful right hook,
Johny falls right next to a gator
Infested creek, and is dragged down
alive by a HUGE gator.
Johnny Bopenbach - I seen what you did…you’re a
Bad kid and you ain’t even
Mexican. My mom told me bout
You. I’m telling the law what
You done.
Billy Johnson - Listen Johnny Popenpuke…or
Whatever the fuck your name is,
We’re partners, see? You and me
Are the only two Fucking Jabonis
That saw what happened. So if I
Here about this from anyone else.
Remember Johnny Krinshaw was
Just a little dude, and Mr. gator
Is still hungry, and is he pissed.
Remember you could be Next.
( Billy Johnson turns and walks
away singing “Zippidy do da ,
Zippidy A, My Oh My what a
Big Ass Aligator.
Ah things were pretty darned exciting back then. And it’s really special to observe someone like Billy Johnson from the time he was just a little chap in school all the way up to an arch criminal.
Are you ready for act 3? Are you sure you’re ready for act 3? Ok…It’s on to act 3.
Act 3
Things were pretty tame up until now. Billy Johnson shot the dog upset Russell Peacock, then the dancer jump on him…wait that’s the wrong script. Ah yes here it is…then Billy killed Billy Krenshaw, defending Mortyrmer, and then threatened innocent by-stander Billy Bopenbach, a slightly melted individual, with one very pissed off alligator named Lucy Fry.
Interior Bar: Daytime Thunderstorm
Billy Johnson - Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a little
rain.
the adventure continues…
Interior office; Evening
It’s a nice quiet evening, except for the crickets. Things have begun to wind down at the Shiftco paper-mill office in old Savanna Georgia. It’s just Russell Peacock, Billy Johnson, Downy and the dog.
Russell Peacock - Am I able to get you anything
Sir…some coffee perhaps?
Billy Johnson - Get lost…can’t you see I’m on
the phone?
Russell Peacock - I’m sorry sir. It won’t happen
again, honest ingine.
Billy Johnson - (He pulls out a brand new shiny
44 magnum with flash suppressor
and calmly places it on his desk)
You say one more word and I’m
shooting the dog. (A sweet little
lab sleeping in the corner of office.
Russell Peacock - (Slowly turns around and begins
To walk away when all of the
sudden we hear a deafening
sound, that could only be one thing and one thing only…the sound of a bullet as it explodes out of the barrel of the Saturday Night Special and into the head of this cute little lap dog from Anytown USA. Russell begins to tear up
as he walks away mumbling)
I’m gonna get you Billy…I’m
gonna get you real good, you
weird guy you.
Billy Johnson - (unbuttoning his shirt while dying
laughing) Screams at the top of
his lungs- “SOMEBODY GET
ME A VALIUM…NOW!!!
Act 2
We flash back to a much simpler time when Billy was in school Kicking everybody’s ass.
Exterior: Daytime – School Playground
Mortermyr - (Looking at a magazine with a penguin
on the cover minding his own business,
when out of the blue someone shoves
him to the ground and starts to kick him
in the head)
Johny Krinshaw - Penguins! You like penguins you
Dick head! I hate penguins. I’m
Paying the devil his due…I’m gonna
Kick ya til your black and blue that’s
My business…it’s how I roll Dick
Head!
Billy Johnson - (Walks up slowly while smoking a
cigarette, grabs Johny ) The ice is
melting right under your feet. (Nails
him with a powerful right hook,
Johny falls right next to a gator
Infested creek, and is dragged down
alive by a HUGE gator.
Johnny Bopenbach - I seen what you did…you’re a
Bad kid and you ain’t even
Mexican. My mom told me bout
You. I’m telling the law what
You done.
Billy Johnson - Listen Johnny Popenpuke…or
Whatever the fuck your name is,
We’re partners, see? You and me
Are the only two Fucking Jabonis
That saw what happened. So if I
Here about this from anyone else.
Remember Johnny Krinshaw was
Just a little dude, and Mr. gator
Is still hungry, and is he pissed.
Remember you could be Next.
( Billy Johnson turns and walks
away singing “Zippidy do da ,
Zippidy A, My Oh My what a
Big Ass Aligator.
Ah things were pretty darned exciting back then. And it’s really special to observe someone like Billy Johnson from the time he was just a little chap in school all the way up to an arch criminal.
Are you ready for act 3? Are you sure you’re ready for act 3? Ok…It’s on to act 3.
Act 3
Things were pretty tame up until now. Billy Johnson shot the dog upset Russell Peacock, then the dancer jump on him…wait that’s the wrong script. Ah yes here it is…then Billy killed Billy Krenshaw, defending Mortyrmer, and then threatened innocent by-stander Billy Bopenbach, a slightly melted individual, with one very pissed off alligator named Lucy Fry.
Interior Bar: Daytime Thunderstorm
Billy Johnson - Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a little
rain.
the adventure continues…
The Villager
Int. Big Apartment Day time
Russell Peacock – (clutching Mr. Johnson) I have never had to piss so bad in my entire fucking life. I know I can’t make the bathroom…I know I’ll piss in the dryer! (By the way Russell Peacock is shit faced)
The Peacock awakens the next morning with a new outlook on life. Now if he could just get that piss smell out of the dryer he would be batting a thousand…batting a thousand I tell you. That sun-of-a-bitch is so crazy he doesn’t even remember pissing in the dryer to begin with. The grocery woman (Ethel Johnson) stops by with a fresh batch of spinach leaves, sardines, captains waifers, and ruby red grapefruit. Russell excitedly grabs the large bag from Ethel and starts eating a little of this…and a little of that when all of the sudden Russell Peacock reads the bag of spinach and realizes its not triple washed. (The Peacock flips out and begins to shove all of his groceries into the garbage disposal while saying under his breath (life sucks…why me…bastards…. Ethel looks at the little deaf kid in the corner and says do pray…do pray. The little kid can’t hear her, because he’s deaf. Ethel and the deaf mute look on in horror as the garbage disposal burns with a fury that neither one has ever witnessed before. It seems Russell Peacock just threw everything in, including the sardine cans.
And the Adventure continues…
Russell Peacock – (clutching Mr. Johnson) I have never had to piss so bad in my entire fucking life. I know I can’t make the bathroom…I know I’ll piss in the dryer! (By the way Russell Peacock is shit faced)
The Peacock awakens the next morning with a new outlook on life. Now if he could just get that piss smell out of the dryer he would be batting a thousand…batting a thousand I tell you. That sun-of-a-bitch is so crazy he doesn’t even remember pissing in the dryer to begin with. The grocery woman (Ethel Johnson) stops by with a fresh batch of spinach leaves, sardines, captains waifers, and ruby red grapefruit. Russell excitedly grabs the large bag from Ethel and starts eating a little of this…and a little of that when all of the sudden Russell Peacock reads the bag of spinach and realizes its not triple washed. (The Peacock flips out and begins to shove all of his groceries into the garbage disposal while saying under his breath (life sucks…why me…bastards…. Ethel looks at the little deaf kid in the corner and says do pray…do pray. The little kid can’t hear her, because he’s deaf. Ethel and the deaf mute look on in horror as the garbage disposal burns with a fury that neither one has ever witnessed before. It seems Russell Peacock just threw everything in, including the sardine cans.
And the Adventure continues…
Knucklehead Newby
Russell Peacock
Int. Cosmetic Dental Warehouse
Everything is nice and quiet, just the way Russell Peacock likes it just before a session with the Doctor of Dentistry…Leroy Jenkins. Now Leroy has been practicing dentistry for a really loooooong time. Long enough to know there isn’t anything He can do for the Peacock.
Leroy suggests a fifth of Gentleman’s Jack a day to kill his extreme case of halitosis…then come on back, and we’ll attempt to save at least three of your teeth…Hell, we might even try anchoring your new partials to them three sons-a-bitches. Would ya like that? Would ya like that huh? Yeh, I think that’s what we’re gonna do. Unless you don’t want to. I understand now…I mean some folk love them partials lose, ya know free to float about the space.
Kinda like a car with a rag top instead of hard top.
Russell Peacock
You know I used to hate going to the dentist till I met you Leroy. You’re my boy. My boy Leroy
Int. Cosmetic Dental Warehouse
Everything is nice and quiet, just the way Russell Peacock likes it just before a session with the Doctor of Dentistry…Leroy Jenkins. Now Leroy has been practicing dentistry for a really loooooong time. Long enough to know there isn’t anything He can do for the Peacock.
Leroy suggests a fifth of Gentleman’s Jack a day to kill his extreme case of halitosis…then come on back, and we’ll attempt to save at least three of your teeth…Hell, we might even try anchoring your new partials to them three sons-a-bitches. Would ya like that? Would ya like that huh? Yeh, I think that’s what we’re gonna do. Unless you don’t want to. I understand now…I mean some folk love them partials lose, ya know free to float about the space.
Kinda like a car with a rag top instead of hard top.
Russell Peacock
You know I used to hate going to the dentist till I met you Leroy. You’re my boy. My boy Leroy
Tsunami Sam
Tsunami Sam
Act 1
Russell Peacock is just leaving on a whirlwind tour of some of the most exclusive casinos to follow his dream of becoming the world’s most exciting, dark, illusive, and brilliant baccarat player of all time.
That’s right! I’m the man…I’m The Peacock, and don’t you forget it or I’ll kick your ass
Act 2
He begins at Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.
From there the Peacock travels to at least four different casinos winning more and more each time, along with wild stories of intrigue, beautiful women and so on.
(Oh Russell you’re my favorite…Call me Peacock…Oh, Russell you’re my favorite Peacock…Who’s you’re Peacock? You are Daddy.
Act 3
The Peacock winds up in Hawaii on an old rust bucket of a cruise ship with the most exclusive casino in the world. The minimum baccarat bet is $10,000,000 along with 3 casino references and family members addresses.
He gets more than he bargained for. This old rust bucket of a casino boat is owned and run by Satan, and the $10,000,000 is nothing. It’s his soul he’s playing for.
He’s damned if he wins…he’s damned if he loses, but he’s in luck because Satan can’t SWIM!
Russell Peacock jumps over board with his chips and swims for shore.
Satan causes a HUGE tsunami and the adventure cont
Act 1
Russell Peacock is just leaving on a whirlwind tour of some of the most exclusive casinos to follow his dream of becoming the world’s most exciting, dark, illusive, and brilliant baccarat player of all time.
That’s right! I’m the man…I’m The Peacock, and don’t you forget it or I’ll kick your ass
Act 2
He begins at Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.
From there the Peacock travels to at least four different casinos winning more and more each time, along with wild stories of intrigue, beautiful women and so on.
(Oh Russell you’re my favorite…Call me Peacock…Oh, Russell you’re my favorite Peacock…Who’s you’re Peacock? You are Daddy.
Act 3
The Peacock winds up in Hawaii on an old rust bucket of a cruise ship with the most exclusive casino in the world. The minimum baccarat bet is $10,000,000 along with 3 casino references and family members addresses.
He gets more than he bargained for. This old rust bucket of a casino boat is owned and run by Satan, and the $10,000,000 is nothing. It’s his soul he’s playing for.
He’s damned if he wins…he’s damned if he loses, but he’s in luck because Satan can’t SWIM!
Russell Peacock jumps over board with his chips and swims for shore.
Satan causes a HUGE tsunami and the adventure cont
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