Placing The Shit 2

Ext. - Dusk. The playground that is Yazzo's personal toilet which happens to be right next to the area where the largest number of skunk ape sightings in North America have been reported...One where...Oh, just read the story DAMN IT!


ACT One - Yazzo is so excited she could just shit...but let's not get ahead of
ourselves...I don't want to give the plot away. So, Yazzo is so
excited she could just shit! Son of a bitch!...there I go again...I
know I'll begin the story another way. Russell Peacock wakes
up and walks towards the bathroom with Yazzo watching every
move he makes. Russell closes the bathroom door and begins
to take a leak which really pisses Yazzo off, because she has had
to go for more than three hours. While the Peacock is taking a
leak Yazzo ( like a Navy Seal on a stealth mission in some third
world country that America is trying to help) slowly walking
with purpose, meanders her way right into Russell Peacock's
bedroom and with one giant bounding leap, jumps right onto
the Peacock's bed...squats, and pisses a virtual flood of fluid
fury all over the special imported Italian down pillow with blue
penguins playing a friendly game of...Who cares what they were
playing...Let me get back to the story. The next thing we hear is
the toilet flushing just as Yazzo is finishing pissing on the
Peacock's pillow. Yazzo is thinking to herself,"I sure as hell
hope doofus remembers to wash his hands or I'm screwed...Let's
face it, there's no way I can make it passed the human litter box
and be in the livingroom before that door opens.


ACT Three - The Peacock dries his hands by flailing his arms wildly
( The Peacock happens to be the world's biggest germ-a-
phoeb. He is convinced that there are armies of flesh
eating bacteria that are contracted to kill The Peacock
before the next winter solstice.) Russell slowly walks out
to the living room to find Yazzo patiently waiting by the
large french doors with the choker chain leash from hell
hanging out of her mouth. He's in such a good mood he
begins singing opera tunes at the top of his lungs (inserting
Yazzo's name throughout the selection Russell has chosen
for Yazzo's entertainment) All the while Yazzo is thinking
to herself,"I can't stand this shit...WHERE IS OZZY WHEN
WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Still singing Russell places this
big ass toe chain around Yazzo's Giant head.


ACT Three - UNDER CONSTRUCTION...COMING SOON...STAY TUNED
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